Walk of Shame. In a state park.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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