if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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