do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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