I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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