is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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