he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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