your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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