So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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