It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
we're so committed to being not committed
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
