its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
porn star boner night. come get it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
FUCK WHALES
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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