can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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