"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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