maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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