with your own penis?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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