Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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