I need to stop coming to work sober
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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