i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She needs sedatives and a leash
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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