Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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