you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
