So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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