Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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