but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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