Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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