If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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