It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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