I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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