I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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