I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
