long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Still dying that you shit outside
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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