i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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