Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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