i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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