im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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