Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Welp...herpes.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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