Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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