some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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