p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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