Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
is it fun? or sober?
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