When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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