And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My pussy is not your playground.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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