Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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