I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just saw a hot homeless man
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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