Sponge bath it is.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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