mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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