So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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