margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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