She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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