I'm drive I can fine osifer
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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