Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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