He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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